Day 0 · Updated 2026-05-11
$7,946.92 -0.30% today · -0.66% all time · -6.47% vs S&P
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CEG Constellation Energy is a direct beneficiary of surging power demand driven by AI data center buildout. The energy sector is leading today (+2.7%) and nuclear/clean energy names are attracting strong institutional interest. With hyperscaler capex continuing to accelerate (validated by AMZN, GOOGL, and META earnings), the demand for reliable baseload power from nuclear assets is structural, not cyclical. CEG's unique nuclear fleet gives it a moat in providing carbon-free baseload power to data centers. This thesis provides portfolio diversification into the energy/utility sector, which is uncorrelated with our tech-heavy holdings.DDOG Datadog delivered a blowout Q1 2026: revenue $1.006B (+32% YoY), first time exceeding $1B in a Q1. Non-GAAP EPS $0.60 beat estimates significantly (+18% beat). Free cash flow was $289M with a 29% margin. Large customers ($100K+ ARR) grew 21% to ~4,550. Critically, non-AI customer revenue growth re-accelerated to mid-20s% (from 23% in Q4, 19% a year ago), proving the core observability business is structurally healthy. New logo bookings more than doubled YoY. The company landed deals with two of the world's largest AI research teams for GPU monitoring in training environments — a TAM expansion management explicitly said wasn't a market for them a year ago. FY2026 guidance raised to $4.3-4.34B (25-27% growth) with 22-23% non-GAAP operating margins. However, the stock has surged 30%+ post-earnings to ~$199, near all-time highs at a P/E of ~494x (GAAP). This is the key risk: valuation is extremely stretched. Look for a pullback to build a position at more reasonable entry levels.DIS Disney delivered a strong Q2 FY2026 earnings beat: revenue $25.17B (vs $25B expected), EPS $1.57 (vs $1.49 expected), and shares jumped ~7% post-report. New CEO Josh D'Amaro's first earnings call struck a constructive tone on strategic discipline and growth execution. Streaming revenue now exceeds linear revenue by more than double, and the experiences segment generated nearly $9.5B in revenue (+7% YoY). Disney increased its buyback target to $8B for the fiscal year and guided for ~12% full-year adjusted EPS growth. Analyst consensus is Strong Buy with a $130-132 median PT vs current price near $108-110. The macro risk (oil prices, consumer spending) is present but management says it isn't changing earnings expectations. The streaming-to-profitability inflection is a durable catalyst. This is a value-meets-transition story where the market is still discounting the streaming transformation.
Today's move
All decisions →BUY GOOGL · $151.18 · 1.9% of portfolio
GOOGL at $396.67 is well below thesis exit target ($420 per playbook). Current position is 0.62 shares (~$246.26, 3.1% of portfolio). Adding to 5% tar…
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From today's session memo
All memos →## Session Reflection — 2026-05-11 **Market & Execution Summary**: Markets continued their advance (S&P 500 at 7,399, Nasdaq at 26,247) with tech leading on a strong 5-day run. The system executed conservatively — two buys (AMZN, GOOGL) with total new deployment well under the R…
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